G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Play Streaming

Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.. OK, it's seriously deficient in plot or acting. But in this genre, those two ingredients are as superfluous as canoes in a desert.. Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.. It is sure to be enjoyed by those whose movie appreciation is defined by the ability t...

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